Say hello to Good Socks.
We haven't run samples of these bad boys through the lab, but we can probably guarantee they come in at more than 99% (digestible) carb free and less than 20 ppm gluten, just like the beer. We probably recommend you don't give them a test taste though - just put them on your feet and take them for a walk instead. Good Shout right.
One size fits all (7-11).